My wife is working from home.  She’s a garbage collector.

I also work from home and cook at home.  During these strange Corona times, let’s just say we’ve been overloading on carbs.  So, instead of staying six feet from away from a stranger, we’ve made a decision to stay six feet away from carbs.  She tried to kiss me this morning, and I ran away.  She yelled at me and called me a carb.