1060 West Addison

Chicago’s Wrigley Field: I don’t care if the account of this magnificent venue has been documented one thousand times, one hundred years ago, last week or yesterday.  For one day, I visited Wrigley Field, home of the hapless Cubs, and I soaked up every inning inside and outside the field.  Along with all the other visitors to Wrigley, I was a guest of honor.  That’s how it feels.

When my dad retired, after fathering 13 children (with his angel of a wife) and after fighting the war in Korea, someone asked him if there was anything specific he’d like to do in retirement.  (I believe he thought he’d pretty much done everything a very humble man could do.) Initially, I believed he merely wished to eat cheese and crackers with our mother while doing a crossword puzzle.  That, and take a much deserved nap followed by watching a game of baseball or “Murder She Wrote” on television.  But, when pressed, he answered, “I’d like to see Wrigley Field.”  Well, even suffering from severe scoliosis, he took the train to 1060 West Addison in Chicago Illinois, (home of the Chicago Cubs) from Spokane, Washington (home of several taverns).  Upon his return, he described it simply and beautifully.  “It was just what I’d hope to see, yet better.”

Years later, while celebrating Wrigley Field’s 100th year of baseball, I made this same journey, but by plane instead.  This stadium took me on a line drive time machine heading to baseball’s past. I remembered the stories my father would tell of Ernie Banks, Adrian “Cap” Anson, and Fergie Jenkins (all historically great Cubs baseball players). Back when I was a child, those names meant something to me, but I only thought of them as fictional characters you’d find in a storybook.  Before I even entered Wrigley, these characters came to life.  I would see their sculptures and remember how dad showed me how they swung the bat or fielded a ball.  It all made sense to me.  These ballplayers and this stadium didn’t provide wins, but they provided happiness in an era where perhaps anyone else in America wanted to be one of those ballplayers.

Even if you don’t like or love the game of baseball, attending this area when the Cubs are in town to play becomes more than a stadium.  Rather, it becomes an experience.  Before soaking up any beer, I soaked up its beauty.  Before eating a sausage, prior to entering the park, I ate up the personalities surrounding it.  Those outside the park could spot those who had never been in Wrigley.  It would be the most affable introduction from the most random of pedestrians.  “Hey, you ever been here before?”  “No.”  “Oh, you gotta go to this place over here before the first pitch.  You’ll love it, and you’ll love the stadium.  Go Cubbies!”  It was the finest thing I’ve known, because, commonly, we don’t believe people are sincere without selling something.  He genuinely wasn’t selling anything but his beloved city and the Cubs.

When finally entering the stadium, I felt like I was at the most affable coliseum in Rome.  It was also the closest seat to the bat wielding gladiators only wishing to bash a ball instead of a skull.  Quite honestly, I felt as if I were at a triple A stadium watching major league players.   Everyone is that close to this beautifully manicured park……so close, you can smell the pine tar on the players’ bats and get sick to your stomach while watching them cram chewing tobacco into their mouths.  Three rows below, you look at the hotdogs or mouth savoring sausages as though they are Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and the day after dinner.  The broken nutshells at your shoes make them look like ruby brown slippers.   The Ivy outfield walls make you feel as though you are in your backyard, but with thousands of people cheering for you instead of  your mother yelling at you to come in for supper.  For one day, one was better.  Sorry, mom.

Wrigley-BenandBrittPeople refer to Wrigley Field as The Friendly Confines.   They could not be more correct. A wise woman I picked up along the way to watch the game with me and enjoy the experience told me, “This is not just a date…..it is a date with history and baseball.”  Indeed.

If you ever go to Chicago, go to 1060 West Addison.  You may just get lucky.

 

Our Kentucky Derby

There is only one race for me before landing in Kentucky……and it was on an airplane.  In my former life, I was a part time gambler and full time loser.  Now, I just play one on a flight with my wife.

Seldomly betting much these days, and since the two of us weren’t planning to watch the ponies at a proper race track in Kentucky, we decided it would be fun to choose the names and numbers of the horses if we landed at Churchill Downs.   I will provide a fictional racing form and the odds.  You may choose your own horse….(or adventure).

1) HGH:   10/1 (this is her first race)

2) Prime Rib: 50/1  (a little heavy)

3) Speak Easy:  11/1 (six feet under ground)

4) Thousand Island:  8/1 (a good mudder, but his mother’s name was “Crouton”)

5) Perthes Disease: 100/1 (two years ago was his last win)

6) Ben’s Crush: 1973/1 (bet on this long shot)

7) Tooth Decay 16/1 (don’t count on this stallion……his mother was “Root Canal”)

8) Salad Night (off line….a clear favorite because it’s sire’s name was “Early Bird Special”)

9) Extra Innings: 9 and 1/2 to 1  (it’s a sleeper)

10) Craig’s List 49/1 (look at it before you bet on it)

As a young boy, when watching the Kentucky Derby, or venturing to our local track, “Playfair”, I would only bet according to the names of the horses.  The odds meant nothing to me.  As an older man, the odds still mean nothing to me.  The names remain the same.

Two minutes until post time:  Choose wisely.

 

 

March Madness and Shame

March-Madness-2014-480x360There are billions of people who were wishing to win Warren Buffet’s Billion Dollar Buffet he offered to anyone who could  fill out a perfect March Madness college basketball bracket.  There were also billions of people entering their office pools for a mere five dollars to win a whopping twenty dollars. Sadly, the tournament is over and billions didn’t win their billion, and office gamblers lost their five bucks.  Either way, win or lose, it’s fun even if you have to carry around a six pack of remote controls like an old white haired lady carrying her bingo blotters in her holster.  Men carry six remotes because five of them may vanish or appear shattered on their hardwood floor when the inevitable upsets begin to destroy your bracket.  Usually, this happens when your wife is gone shopping during one of the 32 games being played in the 64 team tournament.  Upon your wife’s arrival, when she tries to watch Real Housewives of NYC, she witnesses the rubble of one remote but is amazed we can’t find the other five.  In a large house, things do commonly vanish and you are both perplexed and mystified when you can’t find them.  These items could include a cell phone, car keys, a hat or a painting created by your lovely wife.  I guess you could also refer to them as misplaced.

The five missing remotes are a different conundrum because it makes the husband feel shame.  The husband must watch his wife look under every couch cushion, pillow and throw pillow (equalling close to 100) and can’t help but assist in this futile hunt for the almighty remote.  She then checks the refrigerator, the pantry and silverware drawer just to make certain said husband hasn’t made some silly mistake while carrying the remote to those places 13 feet from the T.V. room.  The husband apologizes and the compassionate wife excuses him by saying these things happen.  The shattered remote on the floor does not appear to have merely been dropped but rather spiked with such tremendous force, even an airplane’s black box couldn’t survive.  The wife shakes her head, but she knows the husband is embarrassed, which appears to be enough for her since the husband acknowledges what an idiot he is.  Fortunately, the couple keep an emergency remote in a lock box to which she is the key master to said box.  Still, the questions remain regarding the ones mysteriously vanishing into thin air, which ironically is true.  Let’s just hope the wife doesn’t go looking around in our neighbors’ back yards where the remotes may have fallen from the sky.

brokenremoteMoney lost in office bracket pool:  $5

Amount of Warren Buffet’s money won from perfect bracket:  $0

Cost of destroyed remotes:   $115

 

It’s NOT about the Dodgers!

My father began this story, a couple of my brothers interrupted, and, beautifully, my father finished it.

“There’s no crying in baseball.” Sadly, for me, there was crying in baseball; I just had to do it in my bedroom.   Additionally embarrassing, as a youngster, I wore a plastic blue helmet to bed representing my favorite team, the Los Angeles Dodgers, a team currently facing extinction in the 2013 playoffs.

1970 Spokane Indians (Triple A team for the Dodgers)

Growing up in my hometown far far away from the city of Los Angeles, California, I lived and cried for the Los Angeles Dodgers.  My father simply described Dodger history; The Brooklyn Dodgers packed their bags one day and flew to L.A….by way of Spokane, Washington.  Dad spoke of the ball players gracing our city in the minors, for only a moment, and he told me I should pay attention to when they made it to the Major Leagues, because it would be something special.  It was. Baseball was and still remains my favorite sport.

My brothers liked baseball, but they didn’t love it like me.  That presented a problem when the Dodgers were in town on our television set, minus a remote control.  I was always hoping the bottom of the ninth inning would arrive before they did.  Sometimes, that didn’t always happen.

In the bottom of the ninth inning, with the Dodgers winning a meaningless game (to some) by three runs, the Braves had the bases loaded with two outs.  As usual, clutching a bat during a ballgame, I thought the Dodgers had it won.  That’s exactly the moment my brothers entered the game.  Just like extraordinary relief pitchers, they ruined my day.  Sweaty from football practice, they walked into the living room wanting to change the channel while I was squeezing my bat and wearing my plastic helmet.  Manually, they turned the channel to some popular cinema classic such as “Creature Feature”.     Enraged, that’s when I turned Dodger Blue and was fortunate enough to be carrying a Louisville Slugger.  Using my bat, I changed the channel back.  The channel by channel slugfest began.  Almost precisely at that moment, I watched a man playing for the Atlanta Braves hit a Grand Slam against my Dodgers to win the game.  My brothers couldn’t have been more pleased, and I couldn’t have been more pissed.  Turning the channel to anything, such as the news, my two brothers, laughing, turned the channel back to the ballgame.  Even with a bat, I was overmatched.  They were excited about the grand slam, and I didn’t wish to see all the replays.  Retreating to my bedroom, I remember wailing about this silly game which seemingly meant nothing to anyone but me.

Soon, my father would be arriving…….just on time.  He entered the house after working for many hours and could smell mom’s cooking, hear me crying, and sense my brothers and baseball had something to do with this mess.  With a discerning look on my father’s face, he simply asked, “What’s going on?”

Snickering, my brothers responded with a less than convincing response, “Nothing.”

Dad, not convinced by their response, asked, “Nothing, huh?  Then, why is Ben crying?”

My brothers, Tom and Greg, could not mask their grins.

Knowing me well, my dad inquired, hoping to avoid further controversy, “Did the Dodgers lose today”?

I could hear their response, even from my bedroom with tears streaming from my face, “Yes.”

That’s the point where your dad eases your suffering.  Walking into my room, I didn’t allow him to ask any questions.  I formidably screamed, “IT’S NOT ABOUT THE DODGERS!”  He responded with such compassion and convincing fashion to an eight or maybe nine year old child.  “I know it’s not about the Dodgers…..are you ok?”  Wiping away tears, I could only respond with a simple, “Yeah.”

Looking back, I was expecting my father to give me a lecture about it just being a game.  He didn’t.  He knew it was more than a game to me.  For some reason, the way he put out the fire made me feel safe from the embarrassment I was anticipating at the dinner table that evening.

I still like the Dodgers, but I don’t cry about games anymore.  I just throw remote controls and listen to my wife’s profanity.  And, now I can admit, it was about the Dodgers.

 

 

 

 

Fight Night at the Gannons

All of you who weren’t sucker punched like me, my wife and my brother in-law, along with a seventy five dollar cover charge, I will give you the best or worst round by round coverage of the fight between Floyd Maywether and another guy I’m hoping gives us his money worth.

Let’s have fun with our money.

Before the first round started, quite honestly, my brother in-law and my sister delivered some of the best salsa I’ve ever tasted.  This was supposed to be first round hype.  It lived up and tasted up to all our expectations.  Although my sister never showed up to the fight, we do consider her to be ducking a good party.

Round Two to follow for those who haven’t ponied up your own seventy five bucks of history…….

Round One:  (We’re still waiting for the fight to start.  Jerry, our honorable guest, is acting as though he enjoys my pulled pork.  He hasn’t had seconds yet.  I’m not offended, but McDonald’s is near by…no big deal)  The fight is close.  McDonald’s is closed because everyone employed is here watching the fight.  Jerry has asked for seconds of the pulled pork.  He is now welcomed to stay.

Still waiting for round one to begin:  We talked to my brother who says he’s watching the fight as well in another city.  We don’t believe him.  He just didn’t want to fly two hundred and eighty miles to eat pulled pork and watch a fight which may last two hundred and eighty seconds.

Officially, I think, the first round may be starting.  (according to my wife, the Mexican National Anthem lasts forever)  My brother in-law is texting his wife during the American Anthem.  I think that’s disrespectful.  I may ask him to leave before the fight starts or after I finish the salsa he brought.

Wow.  Apparently, this is a circus.  Justin Bieber is now fighting…….no, he just has tattoos and a white watch while tagging along with the Champ!  Let’s get this circus on the railroad!

End of round one: my wife thought many of the white haired ladies in the crowd had the same looks on their faces as those who were watching Pulp Fiction for the first time.

Two:  Nothing but waiting for the champ to finish, and my wife to talk Lil Wayne.

Three: We all have to pee.

Four:  Losing interest.

Five: Bell rang at the end of it.

Six:  Calelo hasn’t won a round.

Seven:  Possible stoppage because of poor usage of Mexican Mariachi Band.

Eight: Only a matter of time

Nine:  Denzel is at the fight.  This has been worth the money.

Ten:  My brother in-law is looking for the last ferry ride home.

Eleven:  Our party has now resorted to how sore we were after playing wi boxing and tennis.

Twelve:  We were just thanked by the reigning champion for supporting him.  This is where some utilized the art of profanity.  Not me.  Good Night.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Bad Timing (an awkward day of remembrance)

Today, I celebrate.  Why?  For many reasons.  I am alive. I have a terrific family, wonderful friends and I am happily married.  I can celebrate the 50th anniversary of MLK’s “I have a dream” speech meaning so much to so many, and, I have the opportunity to enjoy the sunshine following the deluge in Seattle last night.  Listening to baseball play by play on the radio, the Seattle Mariners are hosting the Texas Rangers.  Seattle’s pitching ace, or “King” is on the mound, so why wouldn’t I celebrate?  Yet, for a recognition of hatred still existing to this day, if I may, it seems a little awkward, and sadly ironic hearing the Mariner fans chanting “KKKKKKK” while King Felix Hernandez pitches on this day of fond remembrance.  Of course, there is no racial intention, the fans are only using the chant as a reference to a strike out.  I can also be positive and celebrate a teaching moment.  Most would ask why a strike out is called a “K”.  Don’t ask me, ask Google. I did.  The letter “K” was used in the baseball scorecard representing the last letter of the the word “struck” out. The man developing the scorecard, Henry Chadwick, couldn’t use the letter “S” because Stolen Base was already taken.  Therefore, he used the letter “K” for the last man to record an out in that inning, often times resulting in a strike out.  You could argue that it could have been a “U” or a “C”, but does it really matter?  I believe those letters could be used to describe fan emotions.  Upset and Crying would describe how I feel after a team I’m rooting for pitifully loses. People could also use those letters to form scrabble words such as “Uncle” or “Cracker”.   As a pearly white caucasian growing up in the seventies with modest suburban roots, it was sad that all those letters made me think how despicable parts of this country were before I was born, and sadly, how ignorance still exists.  Irony was working at its best or worst on this day.

Rest In Peace (the baseball nursery rhymeless)

One of my five year old nieces was staying the night with us, and before bedtime, I was requested to tell her a story.  I didn’t know it would give her nightmares.

Here was my thoughtful introduction.  (her name is Lucy)

Me:  Lucy, do you know anything about baseball?

Lucy:  A little.

Me:  Do you know anything about a magical place in the Emerald City (known as Seattle) called Safeco Field?

Lucy:  (apprehensively) No.

Me:  It’s where baseball players go to die.  There is nothing safe about this place!  And, many others suffer from their lack of ability and additional lack of knowledge of what should be a mentally simple game.

Lucy:  What do you mean by others?  Team mates?

Me:  Not just team mates, but those in the stands witnessing them dig their own graves, primarily in left field and center field.

Lucy: Keep telling the story.

Me: Ok, but it doesn’t have a happy ending like World War Two. Are you cool with that?

Lucy: Yes.

Me: Good, because tomorrow night, we’re going to talk about Korea.

Lucy: Ok.

Me:  I’m getting tired, but here’s the brief story.  When very talented baseball players lose their desire to play, yet don’t lose the desire to make money, figuratively speaking, they come to a home where they are safe, just not at home plate.  Are you following me?

Lucy:  Not at home?  Who feeds them?

Me:  Good question.  The owners.

Lucy:  Do the owners live with them?

Me: Nobody lives with them!  The owners can afford to pay people to take care of them, but the owners and players must sign contracts, much like making a deal with the devil.  Do you anything about him?

Lucy: No.

Me: Yeah, let’s leave that one alone for tonight, and get back to the fun part of the story.

Lucy:  But, uncle Ben, you haven’t told me about the worst part of this story.  The owners don’t live with them, but shouldn’t they, out of principle?

Me:  Another good question.  No, sadly the owners live thousands of miles away but provide vast amounts of money so these ballplayers can eat, drink, chew on bubble gum and other things like women, but let’s not get into that.

Lucy:  Tell me more.

Me: Before I put you to sleep with negative energy, let’s speak of a man named Santa Clause.  Are you familiar with this guy?

Lucy:  Yes!  He is jolly and brings me gifts my parents can’t afford!  He also has a beard and……..

Me:  That’s enough.  Do you know anyone else who has a beard?

Lucy:  Yes, but no one who shows up with presents.

Me:  Ok, let’s just get this Santa Clause crap out of the way, because he doesn’t exist, get it?

Lucy: Ok.

Me:  Do you love your dad and your mom?

Lucy:  Yes!

Me: They are much like managers of a baseball team.

Lucy: What does that mean?

Me: Good Lord, they are the ones helping you make proper decisions, when in fact, they should be kicking you in the ass.

Lucy:  You’re scaring me…….this is not a fun story, and where are you going with this?

Me:  The manager of the Emerald City Seattle Mariners is fat and wears a beard, but doesn’t bring any gifts!  He is the exact opposite of Santa!

Lucy:  I think I want to go to sleep.

Me:  Ok.   Goodnight and God Bless you.

 

Illustration courtesy of Lucy Gannon

Drawing courtesy of Lucy Gannon

 

 

The Yard That Aaron Left

Our backyard  stadium was built by love and mystery.  The love was not a mystery, but the mystery was built by my brother who existed only on paper; not in pictures.  As a ghostly like character, our brother, Aaron, happily haunted his six brothers and six sisters from time to time.

The mystery of my brother, Aaron, goes on and on, much like the furthest ball I’ve ever witnessed hit in our backyard, winding up in our front yard. Perhaps, like the house in New York that Ruth built, this was the house that Aaron left, and he did it with great style.  There were no apologies necessary, no diseases to deem him as the luckiest man on the face of the earth like Lou Gehrig; this character just ran his own way.

At that time, he was the most mysterious man on my earth, and remains to this very day.  There will be no picture of a man named, Aaron.  He only existed in the eyes of those admiring him……..and for only a brief moment, those eyes belonged to a boy tossing a ball to him before he left us.

Looking at this picture, I remember a child throwing a ball to Aaron knowing where the ball would reside.  It was with bitter sweetness, because the time you spent with this ghostly and sometimes mythical character was cherished.  There is a reason you don’t see the batter in this picture, just like you can’t find one picture of a leprechaun or a unicorn.  They don’t wish to be captured.  And, they never will.

I’ll never know him as much as I always wished, but I always admired him for being, much like a novel, that chapter you can’t wait to finish reading.  Throwing to him in this brace depicted in the picture, I was tossing a baseball to my brother, knowing that when he hit it, he and the baseball would never return.

The brother I still don’t properly know, but indeed love, was the only man to hit a ball out of Gannon Stadium. To hit it out of our stadium,  it must cross over the Red Monster, (our center field fence) travel further over the house on a red ball flight, and land in our front yard located across from the house many of us occupied from time to time.  Depending on the wind, proper attitude, altitude, matched with skill, cunning, and shear talent, this was quite a feat.  But, with our brother, Aaron, his exit was far more impressive than his God given skills.  It’s difficult to decipher which one I respected more.

Not even rounding the bases, or grass and tree roots, he found the ball in the front yard,  left with the ball and we were all wondering when the ball would come back.  It never did.

Remembering the ball and the man, when that ball left our park, we knew the ball and the man would never return, but that was the magic of my brother, Aaron.

Aaron was one of the two brothers out of seven to hit right handed.  I think he just did it to agitate my father. That was typical Aaron, but ever so intriguing.  Because of the great Mickey Mantle, my father taught five of his seven sons to hit left handed, even though we were born righties.  Our mom was the only lefty in the group, but she wasn’t destined for the big leagues.  Our brother Aaron, with magnificent talent, was on a mission not to make it to the big leagues.  He just wanted to have a good time and happily mess with life.

When Aaron played baseball, he was an enigma.  As a very talented player, he just showed up in time to play, or piss my dad off.  At the age of five, it was the first time I heard my father teach me the term, “lollygagger”.  He was a bored centerfielder only willing to run to a fly ball at the precise instant it was about to touch the ground.  I never witnessed him missing one of those balls, but I did witness my father going into cardiac arrest. It was then, when in high school, Aaron would laugh, ending the inning, knowing he was coming  to the plate and smash a home run.  It was also when dad would shake his head in disbelief, wondering why he deserved such torture.  Aaron would then leave the park after hitting a home run, and nobody knew where the hell he went after hitting it out of the stadium.  He never touched home plate.  Aaron just hit the ball and without properly running the bases, much to his younger brothers’ dismay, simply ran off to Montana, Utah, Idaho, or Missouri with the ball.  He was that fast.

Running into my brother, or as I’d like to characterize him as a “true character”, from time to time over so many years, it is always a gift. In my dreams, he has the same smile, and a glimmer in his eye, making you want to know what he is thinking, but, you will never know.  That is why I think of him often.

Still, to this wonderful sunny day, there are times I don’t want him to exist.  I wish for him to remain that fictional superman I remembered flying out of our yard one day.  Rather than feeling I was cheated by his lack of presence in our lives, I choose to focus on all the tremendous memories.

 

 

An April Fool (opening days)

Strike Tree!  You’re outside!

Once maintaining the status of being an April Fool, you can see this picture is no joke.

Turning a gun into a bat seems like it should be fictional.  It’s not……..not where I grew up.  Where I grew up, everything I touched turned into a bat.  Brooms, branches, rakes, fence posts, t.v. antennas….. I’m telling you, I was a magician when it came to turning anything into a baseball bat.  Once, I even turned a rabbit into a bat after pulling it out of my frizzy blond locks.  However, one can argue that turning a gun into a bat was my greatest trick when baseball’s opening day was lurking in our backyard midst.

In the picture, it is unclear whether whatever I was swinging was a toy gun, or a worn down bebe gun, but I do know that I’ve never shot anything in my life, nor had the desire to do so. According to my mother, I was using this gun as a baseball bat while attempting to chop down our cherry tree. She never told a lie.  Since I was only about four, axes were not allowed to be in my hands, nor were they allowed to be in anyone’s hands in our neighborhood, unless you were actually chopping wood.

My mother and I had a wonderful relationship.  After all the siblings were off to school, she did her best to keep me busy.  Keeping me inside the house was not an option.  Playing card games such as “memory” could only last until about noon.  That was usually about an hour before baseball’s opening day began for me.

Cable was not available in those precious days, so my mom made certain her youngest son would live it in our backyard.  If you look closely at Gannon Stadium, you can recognize an old school ball yard.  We had it all.  First base was the root of a tree.  Second base was a thorn bush, which is why mom always kept a first aid kit handy.  Third base was the cherry tree which is depicted in this picture.  Evidently, home plate was anywhere I wished it to be, because if you look at the landscape of our home, there was a centerfield home run fence known as “The Red Monster”.  (It was our west coast version of “the Green Monster” located at Boston’s Fenway Park) Judging from the direction I was swinging the gun, a centerfield homer was not an option, so the scouts in our yard taking this picture had serious doubts about there being anything in between my ears and beneath that ghostly white hair.

I have absolutely no idea why I was trying to chop the cherry tree down with a gun, but I was outside in the spring with a mother who just tried to keep me occupied before the rest of the gang came home for dinner.

My mother, Margaret, loved the game of baseball;  she just had never played it……..until I convinced her that no matter where she threw the ball, I’d swing at it.  I recall running across the yard, fifteen feet out of the gunner’s box attempting to hit her dangerous attempts to toss it across home plate.  Sometimes, I would end up in one of our neighbor’s yards.  That didn’t bother me or my mother because one of the neighbors would always smile while providing me with the carrots she had planted months prior to the ball mom planted in their dirt, knowing my mom needed a bit of a break.  Food, even vegetables at that time, was the only deterrent to baseball, but only on a minor league level.  This neighbor was lucky not to have planted onions.  They are far too similar to a baseball.  The carrots, I could eat.  The onions were far too tempting not to hit, unless of course, they were sautéed.

Last night, I watched a baseball game with my brother, Mike, because mom wasn’t around.  She was too busy sleeping, dreaming about a day where she could balance baseball with “Dancing With the Stars”.

Last Monday, our official opening day, I called my mom and reminded her of those very special days when she displayed such kindness and affection.  The bond remains, and she has definitely earned the right to change the channel from a game to dancing.  Neither of us are April Fools, but we are foolishly in love with this time of year.

 

 

 

The Sweet Spot

Bats:

There is an end, there is a beginning and then, there is a sweet spot.

It’s not even in the middle.  If you take a wooden bat, stare at it and wonder why it is so strong and weak at the same time, you must analyze it as though it were a patient.  Where  do we start?  What portion of this bat is the strongest?  What part of this is the weakest?  If you really look at the bat, the heart of the bat is the strongest.  It sets comfortably in the ever so soft middle where no one except the ball can find it.

The brain rests on top of the bat as though it is a skyscraper, but it can crumble just as easily as a sand castle on any North Continental beach.  Shards of bat shrapnel will fly out to fielders when you wish no harm to any of them, but sadly, it comes with the territory.

The bottom of the bat is cruel. Your hands, knees and feet ache because they are confused since it should be such an easy science.  It’s not.  It breaks your knuckles when swinging too fast or too slow, especially in cold weather.  Nothing works except the heart of the bat….  that’s the sweet spot.

The sweet spot is when a ball comes off the bat and you can’t feel a thing but success, happiness and pure love, because you only feel it in your heart.  Run your fingers through whipped cream and see if it hurts.  It doesn’t.   I don’t know of a man who can say it does, but that’s the only way I can describe the feeling of when you hit a ball on the sweet spot.

When all other organs aren’t performing properly, you rely on the heart of the bat and find comfort in its rhythm.  You recognize why you don’t always have to swing like a wild man.  Sit down.  Think.  Relax.  Breathe.  But most importantly, rely on your heart for guidance.  The brain is overrated.  So are the legs.  The best part of a bat and an artichoke is the heart.