An October 31st Recollection:

Last Halloween, my wife and I handed out candy cigarettes to neighborhood ghouls and boys.  I was trying to recall some responses from friendly trick or treaters.  My wife refreshed my memory with one.  Evidently, after analyzing her treat, an outspoken, sharp young lady, dressed as a princess, stated quite sternly, “SMOKING IS BAD FOR YOU!”  My wife insists I replied with, “So is candy, Princess.  Now, get the hell outta here.”  I don’t think that’s true.

Happy Halloween